England

English are people who like to wear expensive and beautiful clothes often times that doesn't match with their plysical appearances.

France

French are said to be sexually active society in the world but it is too difficult to distinguish the man from the woman when they walk together.

Russia

Russians are the first people in the world to send space craft to orbit the earth but they are the last people to understand the power of COLOR.

Germany

The Germans are people who are under surveillance by the whole world in fear of the renaissance of Heatler. This trend may continue until they proof beyond reasonable doubt the death of the Fuhrer and his ideology.

South Africa

South Africa is a country where two former enemies promised to live together peacefully as long as the blacks do not jump into the white man's pool.

Congo

Congolise are people who like to eat chimpanzee to boost their intelligence physical strength and to fight bad sprite. For them there is no difference between a pig and a chimpanzee because they believe - they're both ugly.

Ghana

Ghanaians are the first people to be freed in Africa. Ghana never experienced civil war in its history. Considering these and other facts provided if we believe in Darwin theory of evolution we can conclude that they could finish their evolution cycle in the year 2020.

South America

South Americans are people whose legs seem to be more intelligent than their brains when we compare their unique soccer playing ability with their slow technological advancements.

Scandinavia

Scandinavians are highly developed society but who does not have the will to go to any war just or unjust. They export more Bible (their own version) than any other commodities to Africa hoping to make us BOZO.

Japan

Japanies are short tiny-eye intelligent people who are on the verge of losing their sight after a generation or two unless they start intermarriage with other large eye races.